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'demand off a cliff':


But, the SMMT, and the UK media and govt, still want the average dumbed down UK pleb to believe everyone is out there buying everything up as fast as they can, but frustrated by huge shortages - worked with The Virus and Vaccines, right.

Over on Pistonheads, because of around one-third paid JLR shills, one-third dealers/flippers talking their book, and one-third retards, you'd think it was circa 2005, and petrol was under a pound a litre, and everything is just tickety-boo:


- how many retards are there with £40k burning a hole in their pocket for an old car that costs a £ a mile - not the fables of 35 mpg by the dealers/flippers and JLR shills. It's like reading Aesop's Fables.
 

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Ponzi, much? Outright fraud? Old Bill too busy with pronoun crimes and writing questionnaires to Spaffer:


- from shooting star, new paradigm, proto tech unicorn - sky's the limit valuation, £1 trillion? - to 'there's no money left', in just over 3 years. Gee, I wonder who legged it with all the actual money.

Cazoo is Tesla in miniature - a Ponzi, fraud obvious to a bright ten year old, but the darling of airhead, dumbed-down, but unlimited greed, and no actual work, thirty-, forty somethings.

One minute it's buying every secondhand car in the country, for ridiculous sums, the almost literal next it's cutting like fury, to save its already sunk self. The Serious Fraud Office, of course, wwa washing its hair - 'nothing to see here. move on'. If the heat does go up on this, though - ripped off idiot investors kick up stink - Old Bill and the system will report in ~3 years that there were 'illegalities', and potentially, fraud, but no one could be identified, and 'lessons will be learned' - knighthood to the coincidentally retiring boss of the SFO.

Sh!thole country, where if you steal £1,000, you got to jail, if you steal £100 million/£1 billion, you go on some 'Entrepreneur of the Year' award - right school, connections, plummy voice, etc.

'Cazoo' - a kid's, stupid name, for a dumbed-down to imbecility, infantility, joke country.

Who's next? We know JLR is bust, and a Ponzi, and a fraud, so not news, but probably that almost as insufferable outfit as Cazoo, Carwow, which of course had the same key investor - just coincidence, I'm sure.

For what it's worth - here's the SP on outfits like Cazoo - their real job is to launder money, and in return, the 'owner'/'owners' - frontman/frontmen - get to do fantasy childhood wishlist jollies -hence the sponsorship of every sporting and social event under the sun - so that he/they can spend their whole year going from one 'top' stadium, to 'top' social event, to 'top' award ceremony shindig, all huge p!ss ups and coke ups of course, and all at the expense of the duped small investors, who got on the bandwagon, not realising it was just a money-laundering vehicle, and the owner/directors getting off on fantasy jollies.

These people are vermin - no morals, no thought for anyone else, the greater good of society, the example they set to young impressionable people - get fabulously rich in just a few years, for no work, by fronting £billions/trillions of money-laundering and tax evasion in The City

'Cazoo' and co. - taking idiot, greedy no-work investors up the Wazoo.
 

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Yeah, sure, a real business:

Smile White Vertebrate Sunglasses Product


- spot the crook.

Obviously, ill-gotten gains are not good for the soul, or skin, as this geezer, Chesterman, claims to be only 51/52 years old. Looks older than the old nag next to him.

And this country, ruling regime, has the neck, the nerve, to lambast the crooks in the House of Saud for using their billions to 'sports-wash' their criminality - the golf thing, boxing etc. Jesus wept, these creatures do not understand irony, or the gravity of their crimes.

Whenever a 'Royal', or The Firm, associates itself with a celeb, or organisation, you know they are dodgy as Hell. Remember the 'Royals', the heir to the throne especially, and Sir James Saville?
 

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Going down like flies - all these 'top', 'new-paradigm', 'tech', 'digital-platform'... 'businesses' - known as Con-jobs for short:


- but the SMMT, the BBC, Daily Mail, Autocar etc, tell the plebs every day that the car market is booming, and suffering from short supply, caused by Chips, Covid, and whatever BS that can think of on that day, with huge post-Pandemic pent-up demand, from UK plebs flush with cash from not having spent for 2 years.

Fraud and Lies - go together like Fish and Chips in Great Britain.
 

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£2/litre fuel - we're here. That of course is why there's absolutely NO news from, about (no-EV)JLR, or a peep from its usual verbally incontinent, 'independent', on-the-payroll pushers, sorry, 'top journos', like Cropley, Lieberman, Kacher, Harry's Shekels etc. They all know that JLR is f'ed, being crucified with every penny rise in fuel cost in UK.

That's why, 'all of a sudden', Tory Scum MPs are piling out of the woodwork, to plead for Spaffer and Squeaky to 'Do Something!' - drop VAT from petrol/diesel - but that means Squeaky will lose immediately ~£30 million A DAY, in VAT - VAT take around 30p/litre at ~£1.80/litre fuel:


- say £10bn a year. That's real money, not the printed and other phony stuff. Overseas investors in the £ - gilts etc - know that BoE and the UK 'Elite' print at will - toilet paper - but hard, real stuff like VAT is what keeps the £/gilts from becoming real banana republic currency. That's why Squeaky will move heaven and earth to resist his fellow Tory Scum to abolish VAT temporarily on fuel.

It's also why 'UK' is demanding huge fees for visas for Ukraine refugees by the way - real money. Take away those things - huge fees everywhere in the UK system, to drain the proles, and it matters niot how much 'They' print of the funny stuff. Investors will twig that there's nothing supporting the UK.

A driving test is now I think around £70, for instance.

Trouble is, UK proles have no capacity to support these fees - fleecing. They could when they thought their hovels were going up ~£150 A DAY, with 10% inflation in ~£500k media house price.

Has anyone noticed the almost complete lack of For Sale housing signs? The plebs have realised there are few, and going to zero, mugs who will pay £500k for a horrible hovel in nowhereville, and are sitting tight until buyers capitulate, plus the price of mortgages are going up, and there's less of them.

This all means the UK-Pleb's Piggy Bank - Housing and its Exponential Price Inflation - is broke. And that means UK-Pleb cannot afford £2/litre fuel.

And that means Tory Scum demanding Squeaky scum 'Do Something!'. But he can't. s that would mean a full-blown run on the £.

Welcome to totally F'ed, Nightmare-UK. Which makes the 1970s, and the 1978/9 Winter of Discontent, look like utopia.

Oh, and there's a rail strike - so food shortages, and likely power cuts.

I'm sure the little piglet, Spaffer, has it all under control - like his hero, Winston - who would have blackouts from drinking bottles of brandy - whereas Spaffer does champagne and coke - so we're much better.
 

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Because we've had no industry, genuine work, for 40 years, we end up here, our 'world-leading PR industry' - 'journalists', 'activists', paid propagandists, paid liars, and of course thousands and thousands of on-the-payroll state spooks. We are what we loathed two generations ago - the GDR, Soviet Union, without their mass industries:


Hence why the long dead, tiny in world terms, 'carmaker', 'JLR', actually supports thousands and thousands of prosperous lifestyles, of London-based - 'working' from home in the West Country - 'journalists', PR people, lawyers, activists etc - whose real job is to be the mouthpiece and propagandists - paid liars and black arts disinfo merchants - of, for, the British state - a state/regime that needs to lie constantly to its people to ensure its criminality and vileness is not exposed.

If Mason knew something about cars, he's be a Steve Cropley - a generic, Comical Ali figure - saying how magnificent JLR and the UK 'car industry' is, and everyone in the world is in awe of them, and wants to be them.

They're just rent a gob(sh!te)s. Two a penny. Their 'skill' is to lie without blushing. They major in what is now called 'chutzpah', and their 'schtick', is to deceive the gormless. The fact that we have these Yiddish words tells you itself where we have got to, in 'Britain', with its perfectly good, English language.
 

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Wow, wow, wow. 11 o'clock news bulletin, today(9/6) on BBC Radio 4 - blown the bloody doors off Spaffer's and the UK establishment's parroted 24/7 by the BBC and co. 'Booming Britain', the 'Bouncing Back, G7-leading, post-Pandemic, UK economy', with 'huge pent-up demand', and everything in shortage. Look it up on iPlayer

A nice lady, who I think is the owner of Roadchef services on the M5 at Worcester said:

'A delivery [of fuel] would last me seven to ten days [before the price took off in the last 3-6 months]. Now it lasts me two and a half to three weeks'

- Jesus. She let the cat out of the bag. How in the hell did the editor(s), at Broadcasting House, where R4 comes out of, let that pass? On a coke break? Some rebellious spirit somehow got into the BBC ranks, after all the weeding out they do of anyone who's not a toad, who will not lie on command?

She blew the bloody doors off. Well done, that good lady. She told the truth, which as Orwell(Eric Blair) said, in times of universal deceit - the UK since around the last 1990s - is a revolutionary act.

So, fuel demand/usage, has gone off a cliff, in UK, just as I predicted it would, months and months ago, and now has. It's more than halved - 8.5 to 19.25 days - minus 56%.

That, this, as I said, is what is freaking out the Tory Scum, and the whole UK 'Elite', not whether some fat, dwarf, POS lied - they all do - it's the whole point of their 'job'.

The Tory Scum got it in the neck over the 'Jubilee Weekend', when they were unfortunately out and about, with the hoi polloi, at street parties, fetes, etc. These deluded patriots took the opportunity to buttonhole the Tory Scum, with the reality of life, in 'Booming Britain', with 'record low unemployment, and record vacancies' - that of basically medieval serfdom - without the perks - brewing your own beer and getting p!ssed.

They told the Tory Scum that their hovels are no longer rising 'in value' £100/day, or more, and no one wants to buy them, when they stick up said hovel for £500k-1m - amazingly - and now they have to fund their lives out of income - £600/week, from TWO full-time earners, after stoppages. This WILL NOT pay for the likes of £130/week to fuel their His&Hers 2 tonne each SUVs, and the now £150/week food bill, never mind the mortgage, kids stuff, the usual 3/4 holidays/year, etc, etc.

The Tory Scum are almost in pain, and no doubt some of the tattooed brigade, with vicious dogs on a lead - 'don't worry, he won't bite' - will have intimidated some of these poor Tory Scum, who are not used to dealing with the lower orders, at such close quarters, for so long - as cleaners, gardeners, builders etc, yes, when thye can order them around.

The Tory Scum are not liking this one bit. They want to get back to enjoying their taxpayer ~ £5,000/week gravy train, after 'expenses' are included, and regular jaunts to their other property in Tuscany, Provence, Algarve etc, not deal with feral scum - as they see ordinary Brit plebs.

Poor lambs. My heart bleeds. And poor old Spaffer, getting it in the neck in turn from the poor Tory Scum.

The 'UK Economy' has gone - as I said - not hyperbole. That huge fall in fuel consumption cannot be explained by the plebs doing 65 mph rather than 70-75 mph - as no doubt the govt and the newspaper rags will put it down to, explain it away as.

No, it's the collapse of the UK 'economy'. And that was from a level, in late 2021/early 2022, which was down already on 2018-early 2020.

The UK pleb is bust. The 'economy' which he supported - buying mindless sh!t, and trading up the 'Housing/Property Ladder' - has gone. The economy, the country of circa 1984-2021 UK, has gone.

Thank God. It was as fake as 'Boris', and 'JLR', and botox lips and plastic t*ts.

Time to get back to reality, the real world. Where talent and hard work counts, not airheads and printed money.

The faster this sh!t falls and collapses completely, the faster we start rebuilding, and clearing out all the garbage that has accrued in 40+ years - and detoxing, genuinely, the brain-raddled and -addled plebs' minds, telling them how life is meant to be, and what things you will be judged on - not trout lips, fake tans and Instagram posts.
 

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It's happened here too, as the proxy of fuel consumption collapsing shows, but the BBC would rather 'inform' you about Spaffer's new Right to Buy 'news' - straight from the 1980s/the long dead Thatcher - when Tory Scum get desperate, they ALWAYS turn to housing, to get the juices flowing of the pavlovian-trained, greed-obsessed, dumbed-down, modern(post 1980) Brit:


(paid) Regime shills are all over places like Pistonheads, and US Zerohedge even, saying Brits are driving as much as ever - 'they love their cars'. No they don't. Most under 45 yr old Brits, men too/especially, see driving in UK as a chore, and a bore - (previously) congested roads, cameras everywhere, road rage, the cost, spiv car dealers, etc, etc, and modern cars basically driving themselves, so no pride in the skill, or attention needed.

The BBC this morning reported, as about fifth item, after some amazing news from 3,000 miles away - that the US election was NOT rigged, and Pedo Joe DID get 80 million votes, and the US is now the USSR, with showtrials, etc - that poor people - at least half of Brits - are calling in sick, rather than pay the cost of getting to work - fuel cost, bus fares, train fares, etc.

That's what happens inevitably in a country set up for the 1/0.1 % - where 'They' use fees and other hidden costs to bleed the plebs to death, and the deal was houses would continue going up forever at at least 10% per year, to offset this death by taxes/fees/costs. The plebs being not too bright, in modern Britain, didn't realise this wasn't possible - exponential house prices forever - and that their children/grandchildren would be homeless within a generation or two - which has happened.

The only people still putting the pedal to the metal in 2022 UK are drug dealers, racing each other at 70 to 100 mph in England's cities and towns, in their boosted to hell Audis, and BMW M3s and the like. Funnily, Plod never seem to be around, when these drug dealers race along, which you can almost set your watch by - must be shift changes, right?

UK is F'ed, and a laughing stock. Plod gone AWOL, de facto 'work' to rule. The most useless Police 'Service'/'Force' in the world. at least French Plod smash everyone over the head, blind people with tear gas cannisters, without fear or favour, whereas Brit Plod only turn outs and does something when 'They' are threatened.

Spaffer too has gone AWOL - long weekend in Tuscany at Lebedev's castle, again?

Not a peep from Cropley and co. either about 'Stunning JLR'. Might have something to do with £2/litre, $7/gal fuel.

Still, at least we're winning in Ukraine, smashing Putin's nose, like Spaffer's father Stanley did to Spaffer's mother, right. No?
 

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Even paid-by-JLR 'journalists' are exasperated and bewildered at what the hell is (not) going on at 'world-beater', 'stunning success' JLR - see the comment on the photo:

Tire Wheel Vehicle Window Plant

'The F-Pace SVR Edition 1988 wasn't quite what Prior was expecting'


'It feels like a (there is no such company) company almost in limbo' - top 'journo', Mr Prior

'Limbo' was where babies went if they died unbaptised - Catholic Church doctrine. So Prior is kind of right - Jaguar is (long) dead, and would have to buried in unconsecrated ground.

As the first, only commenter says, Prior treats Jags'/JLR's demise as a bit of frivolity. A country gets the 'calibre' of people it deserves - lightweight, infantile inanities, in the case of UK - a 20 stone 60 yr old pretending to be seventeen again, and 'journos' who treat everything as a bit of fun - because they've never had to deal with, never lived in the real world, from boarding school to the PR/Media world - hence 40-, 50-something children. Their grandparents and great-grandparents in their graves, who fought, and many died, in WWI, lived through the Great Depression, rationing in the 50s, etc, must think 'what was it all for?'.
 

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Hold the front page - real, honest to god, actual Jag/JLR news:


LONDON -- Jaguar has denied a report that it's ending manufacturing of the XE and XF within the UK, saying it intends to renew constructing the sedans at an unspecified date sooner or later. French auto analyst Inovev stated Jaguar had ceased manufacturing of the sedans at its manufacturing unit...

- telling us what we knew already - XE and XF are/were dead, and Castle Brom is/has been effectively closed - happened 3 or more years ago.

This should be, should have been, front page news, not just in the Business sections - from 2019 onwards.

When 2009-2019 XJ was kiboshed, and the 'eXJ' supposed successor binned, that was major news. As it meant Castle Brom was effectively over.

Don't forget, 'Castle Brom' is actually 'The Factory wot won WWII, and Saved Democracy' - Spitfire, wartime shadow factory, etc.

Closing it, was therefore sacrilege. Like taking the Crown Jewels down the pawn shop, or feeding poison to the ravens at the Tower.

But, it never made any news - yes, some lightweight stuff from Autocar and co. about '(fantastic)cars binned at the last minute', but NOTHING on the de facto end of Castle Brom - and 'Jaguar' - leaving just the hand-me-downs E-Pace(Evoque) and F-Pace(Velar), and the step-child that no one wants, I-Pace.

Bollore is either deliberately leaking, to his probably ex-Renault, ex-director level, mates, at this French consultancy, which of course will send the scribes at Autocar hopping mad, given that JLR uses Haymarket for its PR, but appears the last to know, or this French outfit, Inovev, is saying - the bleedin' obvious - what the anglo, UK and US, media won't, or dare not do - as they don't want P45s, and have to pull Jonny and Jemima out of boarding school, and send them to the local state, sink school, where they'd get beaten up, and maybe stabbed.

A disgrace. The lickspittle invertebrates of the UK media have wilfully ignored what's being going on - not going on - at Castle Brom, and Jag, since 2019 - the deliberate binning of Jag by Speth/Bollore and Tata, and the end of Castle Brom, without having to formally, publicly, announce it, so forgoing the wrath of the British people.

Make no mistake, this is MG Rover 2005, and the end of the a once key, and historical, production plant (Longbridge), being repeated, but due to this subterfuge, by JLR/Tata, and the wilful abdication of its duty, by the craven, lickspittle HM Press, there has been none of the PR disaster, and major political crisis, for the ruling party/regime.

Appalling, how far as a country we have fallen, and how low the morals and scruples of those who once did professional, independent jobs.
 

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Where's Vomit(Spaffer) and Wallace ('Defence Sec')? Young Ukrainians, no doubt pressganged by the Zelenksy cabal, are being slaughtered - at least 100/day killed - with this action by genuine top Russian troops alone accounting for nearly 2 dozen. This is disgusting. The scum, Zelensky, and fellow evil puppets, Spaffer, Truss, Wallace etc, do not care about Ukraine or real, slavic Ukrainians. They just used it and them to bloody/bleed to death Russia. It failed, and that was obvious 2 months ago. These young men are being sacrificed.

https://s5.cdnstatic.space/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Nik.mp4?_=1

Tell the plebs it failed, and you, and your Media, BBC and co., lied. If you want to fight Russia, destroy Russia, send your own kids - Spaffer has 5?, 6? 7?, so presumably several boys/men. Let Spaffer's kids go and fight 'Evil-Putin'. Come on, Spaffer, put your flesh and blood where your big fat mouth is, you POS.
 

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Anyone else noticed that Plod has disappeared? The BBC is reporting that drive offs from filling station forecourts - bilking - have gone through the roof. So why isn't Plod extremely highly visible, as they would be in the US, or France, or similar, if this was happening there, with rapid-response cop cars stationed near busy filling stations etc?

I'll tell you why:

1. UK Plod are the laziest coppers on the planet. They know they can't be sacked, are bullet proof - unless they actually murder someone and are caught red-handed, like Sarah Everard's killer - and their true covenant is with the UK 'Elit'e state - 'we'll be there to protect you, no questions, as long as you back us to the hilt'. So they sit in their air conditioned suites, or at home - 'working' - or at conferences, seminars, away-days,, team-building etc, etc, knowing they will never be sanctioned or censured, as long as they're there with their Heckler & Kochs in front of Downing St, Buck House, Whitehall, and Windsor.

2. this is the real, overriding reason, for the AWOL, no-show, from 100,000+ Plod, while anarchy mounts in UK cities, towns - bilking, drug dealers openly racing all hours of the day at up to 100 mph or more on urban streets, quad and offroad trail bikers and the like doing the same, terrorising neighbourhoods with insane noise and aggression, etc, etc - Action, Reaction, Solution

'They' are letting anarchy, dysfunction, and near total breakdown of society reign. This will provoke the majority's 'Do something, for god's sake!' reaction. The solution will be in-your-face, 1984-style, martial law - Lockdown with knobs on - the real deal, like China, or worse. This will cover the real reason - the total collapse of the (40 years fake) economy, and food shortages, which would have caused a violent reaction, obviously - people starving, no jobs, no money, and homeless, lose it.

'1' comes naturally to Plod, but '2' will be the order given to the most senior level, not even all chief constables, who mostly are thick as the proverbial, jumped up beat Plod - when Plod actually did the beat. The fewer that know the real reason for the anarchy, chaos, and seemingly total breakdown of law and order, society, the better, as it's a tad controversial.
 

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Funny, no reports of celebrations, bunting, balloons, Plod outriders, adoring plebs hailing their returning, conquering heroes down Hereford way. Is this why Spaffer and the estalishment/'elite' are in total panic mode - the old, give them war when everything is FUBAR - Falklands etc - not worked this time:

 

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'Clap for Heroes' - from a retired GP, who was actually a doctor, and had a conscience, not a money-grubbing, state assassin, POS:

'Hospitals are so badly run that millions of people would rather stay at home – even if that means dying alone and without medical care. Hospital staff have taken away dignity and hope – even these are among the most valuable things a doctor or nurse can offer. They have replaced hope and dignity with despair and disillusionment.

Seriously ill patients who visit Accident and Emergency units in hospitals must routinely wait ten hours for treatment. It is reported that 90% of patients who visit A&E go there because they cannot contact their GP. That’s not surprising. The average GP now works a three day week or less. Most made a fortune giving covid jabs and are trying to keep their tax bills down. Even those who work a full week manage less hours than a librarian – and never see emergencies. Many GPs stay at home and still refuse to see patients face to face. The evidence proves this is dangerous but it is, say doctors, the future. GPs claim they are overworked but the evidence proves the contrary.

Physiotherapy departments which shut in March 2020 are still shut. Physiotherapists work from home though no one explains how they manage this.

While patients are ignored, the NHS spends a fortune on hiring ‘equality, diversity and inclusion’ administrators – though no one knows what these people are supposed to do or why they are considered necessary. Hospitals pay huge salaries to employees with jobs as bizarre as ‘Hard FM Commissioning Manager’ and ‘Portfolio Lead for People-Led Care’ – though no one seems to know what these titles mean. There’s a shortage of nurses and beds but ‘Equality chiefs’ are paid £90,387 a year and there are ‘diversity managers’ galore.


People who collapse at home or in the street are routinely tested for covid – even though the test that is used has been proved to be entirely useless. If they test positive they are put on a covid ward and forgotten. They receive no other tests and no treatment. This isn’t medicine – it is cultism.'
 

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Quacks - don't you just love 'em!:

'Patients who complain are simply drugged and sent to sleep. There appears to be war on the elderly – with hospitals slapping Do Not Resuscitate notices on just about everyone over 60 (and a good many younger than that).

Everyone who falls ill is regarded by the NHS as a burden – a second class citizen. Everyone ill over 60 is a 3rd class citizen – not worth bothering with.

MPs have warned that there is no evidence that Britain’s appalling cancer care will catch up with other countries. Another 2.7 million have joined the cancer backlog waiting diagnosis and care. The number is increasing by 1,000 a day.

The driving forces of modern medicine are stupidity, greed, incompetence and ignorance. Doctors and nurses seem too busy or too uppity to do what they’re paid to do.'
 

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oh jesus:

“We will now start to curate the journey from here until 2024... "


- sounds like he's reading straight from the PR agency's script.
 

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'10 years ahead', 'alien tech', 'paradigm-change', ...- ha, ha, ha... :


Musky boy is off with the loot - the 'Twitter Purchase' - and now TSLA can go to zero - see if he cares, now that Tesla is revealed - 'surprisingly' - as just another struggling/bust, conventional/legacy motor company.

Turns out Musk-rat couldn't turn lead into gold after all - who knew.
 
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